Neither Here nor There...a simple moment of random idleness

It started with this Facebook status:

JH: If you are there, and I am here, and you are telling me about being there, then you should say 'here' not 'there' because once you are 'there', it becomes 'here', and you're already 'there' so you should in fact say 'here.' of course I must still say there but you, must say here. because here is where you are and there is where I am not. :) 

And led to this:

DB: so where are u? 


JH: here :) 


DB: and where am i? 


JH: there! :) 


DB: no but u jus said i am here 


JH: u are there and I am here...but if you were saying it then I would be 'there' and you would be 'here'. but u're not here, u're there, cuz I'm saying it so I'm here, and you're there :) 


DB: but i jus asked u where u are and u said 'here' an i kno im here so if ur here an im here....y arent i seein u??? 


DB: look i think ur confused ok 


JH: because life, the world and the English language are cruel like that. They know that if you and I were both here or there, we would be having too much fun. so they put you in one 'here' which is there to me, and I'm in another 'here' which is there to you. 


JH: ‎:) 


DB: ohhhhhhh..........has to be the world and the english language fault there....too bad we're not both here or there but we're here an there 


JH: exactly. and at least we're not NEITHER here NOR there


CD: There' seems to be some discourse going on 'here' about the perception of there and here with regard to positioning. There, I said it. Just to confuse things a little bit more here. 


DB: here we go 


JH: See here now Charmaine, there is in fact ongoing discourse about the perception and 
realities of here and there as it relates to positioning and location, but I find that you put it rather nicely here in this convo, or there on your individual comment. Here's to you! :) 


DB: i am HEREby removin myself from this HERE conversation 


CD: Here. here! 


JH: ‎@Denise, how can we go here, if we are already here? We should be going there in truth and in fact. Because if we are already here, then we can only go there, wherever there may be. 


DB: well then i am THEREby removin myself from this HERE conversation? 


CD: THERE goes one disenchanted commenter in this discourse 


JH: There it is yes, could she not handle the simplicity of this here discussion? 


CD: There, there, Joseanne...don't feel too bad...I'm still HERE for you! 


JH: ‎@Denise, how dare you remove yourself from here? I am hurt and have half a mind to come 
over there! It is here that you belong having been an initial commenter. Please don't leave us for there; stay here! :) 


DB: will u leave there an come here an get me? 


JH: ‎@Charmaine, it is indeed heartening to have you here with me, and not abandon me for the things over there. 


JH: ‎@Denise, we already established that you and I are both here, because I am here and you said you are here also, so I shouldn't in fact have to go anywhere, I should be able to get you right here, not over there. 


CD: But alas, Joseanne, while I like this 'here' convo, 'there' is a lot I have to do...so I have to stop commenting 'here' which of course is your 'there'. But even though you're 'there' and I'm 'here' I kniow we'll always be 'there' for each other.... 'Here's' to you! 


DB: and there she goes to her 'here' 


JH: Oh Charmaine it hurts my heart to see you leave here for there, but I understand that there is much for you to do, and staying here will not help with the many things for your to do there. But I agree, that even though I am here and you are there, we will in fact always be there AND here for each other. which ever is most appropriate at the time, when you or I are there in our time or place of need. 


JH: yes Denise...there she goes. while you and I remain here